Hillbilly Mirror


After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, 'How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy.' He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife, didn't like his father.

So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.'

So I got a sick sick tot. Fever, vomiting, diarrhea what fun..... Doc says its just a virus.. okay so the flu is a virus so how long is this one going to last. 30 wks pregnant makes interesting for cleaning up puke.... especially when its in my recliner.........





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blah blah this place is reminding me more and more of fucking Jr High school...........